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Sunday, July 11, 2010

New Mexico!



In the beginning of June, we went to visit my mother-in-law, Pamcakes at her cozy home in New Mexico. It's such a beautiful state, full of all my favorite things to do. I love the decorations in the little shops, and even out in the streets.
We ate this delicious quaint place called Church Street Cafe in Albuquerque. There is nothing like chili with your omlette. The staff and customer service was excellent, and I recommend anyone who is visiting New Mexico to eat there.
On the back
porch is a waterfall and a grape vineyard. It was a relaxing spot to enjoy a New Mexico style breakfast.


Inside the cafe was an authentic Kiva. I was imagining what it would like to have something like that in
our house. It certainly would make great
conversation.

I LOVED the metal pieces of decorations on the wall. I thought they were a very interesting addition to th
e wall and it reminded me of my own backyard at home. I think mostly because we have one on our wall at our poolside. I really wanted this dachshund and after shopping around, found only the magnet version. Which, I promptly bought two. One for my parents house, and one for our future home.

We also visited many other little villages. Everyone of them had it's own unique style and feel to it. One village was dedicated to everything that I love: Yoga, Spa, and everything natural. My kind of place! I can picture myself learning knew things for my own business, Dragon's Magic.
Here in Florida, I am so used to the humidity and the green flora. It was quite an experience to look out your window and see the desert. It was like an old western (or maybe a new one). But I would hate to get stuck out there. Another good thing, was that my hair was looking absolutely awesome! I don't think it even knows what it's like to be exposed to a non-humid climate.

I could picture myself with a Ranch and a few horses, a jeep wrangler for transportation, and a little off roading on the side.
The rock formations are beautiful and we would NEVER have to mow the
lawn.
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Sunday, June 13, 2010

I guess the update?

I didn't even realize that I haven't written in here since over a year ago. I really thought that I have written in here for the Wedding in January. So...for those of you who only know me by blog, Joaquin and I officially tied the knot on January 30, 2010.

It was a fabulous wedding and all of our friends and family attended. It was quite stressful and I couldnt bring myself to take a moment to write in this blog.

SInce last may....let me see...I worked as an office manager for a doctor's office in Pompano. I learned a lot from my position but it proved to be even more stressful than I could ever have imagined. On top of it, I had the wedding to deal with.

Right now, I no longer work for this place. Joaquin also passed the NCLEX (I have to take mine before July 20) and I am so proud of him. We both obtained positions as health coaches to help people quit smoking. It sound fabulous to me, and it still goes along the same lines as our nursing career.

Well, i will continue this another time, but I have to get my dad at work :)

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I've seen way better days

I have to admit, Im starting to hit a depression spill again. Must be my time of month. A combination of hormones, thunder storms and a series of unfortunate events. I am depressed that I am having a hard time finding a job, and it's hard for most people to have sympathy. I might have only been looking for 1.5 months, but they have been looking for a year.

I am wondering if this delay in my life is some sort of sign that I need to wait for better things. Or...there is just no such thing as fate, and everyone is right...the economy has failed.

On the bright side, I am still in awe that I am finally home. Living in the Philippines was so surreal, and now it's over.

At this point in my life, I am not sure what I want. I still have dreams of becoming a vet and curing cancer through the use of saving God's creatures big and small...but it seems so far away now. And I am thinking that I may have to be a nurse afterall...for the rest of my life...

It seems only right that I cant be what I have truly always wanted. Why would I be one of the lucky ones? One of the lucky 10%? At the rate Im going, things that I want will just remain a dream, and I will remain what I have always hated...a follower. Following a plan someone else has written.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Secrets to International Flying

For those of you who do not know, I left for the States today. Right now I am typing this in Taipei. A lot of things were happening in my life, and I had to go home unexpectedly. But since I have a 9 hour (actually 7.5 hour since my first leg left an hour and a half late)I figured I should share a few secrets about international flying.

First airport boredom:
Make use of everything free!
1. Free WiFi
2. Free restrooms (usually very clean or very weird)

Then, make use of things that no one really knows about. Check out the lounges. Usually for as little as $10 you can spend your boring 8 hour layover in a place where they offer sleeping amenities, a shower, more wifi, all you can eat gourmet food, and sometimes a complimentary massage.

Last, fill your time with things you wouldnt normally do at home (well if you weren't me). Check out any airport spas, or the people giving a foot massage. You never know what you may find.

Do NOT buy duty free. I know, it sounds sooooooo glamorous. Oooh, no taxes...blah blah. But have you noticed, that the prices are even more expensive than if you were to pay taxes in the first place? Just a thought.




For the plane itself:
1. Again, take advantage of the FREE stuff. Yes, people already know that you get a free soda...well i say BOO to that. Go for the FREE cocktails! Yay! Gin and tonics, bloody mary's, a saki, red wine, white wine, and pretty much any good beer. Don't you think your $650 one way ticket should pay for something besides the smiles and food? It's not just first class who gets booze.
2. Go vegetarian for just the flight, even if you are not. Before I fly, i get to choose 2 things: my seat and my food preference. The seat is a given, why not get a seat that I like? But the food, a lot of people don't know better, and my fellow vegetarians will suffer with that chicken on their plate. And not only is my meal vegetarian, its INDIAN vegetarian. There are many advantages at following these processes. For one, it's free INDIAN food :) For another, I get my food before anyone else, which they verify the minute I get on the plane and ask me what kind of drink I may want (I got a gin and tonic just because I can).

So far, this was my flight, well the food part. I get on the plane and sit down. 5 minutes later, the flight attendant approaches me and verifies that I am indeed Ms. Murry. She asks what kind of drink do I want, and I'm thinking "what the hell". So I say "what do you have for cocktails?" At this point, I was willing to even pay for it if I have to. She tells me I basically can have whatever I want, and its free.
Later, (about 15 min after take off), you hear the flight attendants moving around preparing the food. Then out she comes with my food, and my food ONLY. She places it at my tray, and the woman sitting next to me stares at it practically drooling. Inside is couscus, chick peas with a touch of cinnamon, tomato curry, a cucumber potato salad, and some desert which I am sure is not vegetarian but oh well. Then the woman next to me finally gets her meal after 10 min. At this point, I already finished my salad. She had ordered the chicken and it looked just as plain and tasteless as all my previous international flying mistakes. She looked somber and quite disappointment. Just the reaction from other people makes this all worth while.
With my meal I had a gin and tonic, a coke (the gin was a bit strong), a water (came already with the meal), and a hot tea. I was actually contemplating if I should ask for another drink because my curried meal was a bit spicy...

***********UPDATE******************

I saved the names of my meals:
Paneer Lebabdar


Saffron Quinoa with Dried fruits and paneer cheese.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

In Loving Memory of Apollo Murry and Phoebe Murry

The only thing I have good to talk about is that Joaquin and I have decided February 6, 2010 in Florida will be our wedding date.

But with all of the negative energy surrounding us at the moment, its hard to stay focused. The wedding date is the only thing I have that keeps me from completely falling apart.

I thought that graduating would have been the most eventful thing in my life this year (besides the proposal in January), but it seems to barely make a ripple in my frame of attention.

I pray to God everyday that things will finally be better when I go home. Maybe I can make things right.

For those of you who don't know:
1. Joaquin had a emergency surgery (not sure if I was supposed to say anything, but people should know) on Monday night. So this has been a bit stressful on both of us. I think I have been playing my part as his nurse and future wife very well. No need for details.

2. My dog Apollo, 10 years old, was put to sleep in the past week. I am not sure exactly what day. I am not sure I want to know what day. In all honestly, its hitting me pretty hard. The more I think about it, the more I cry, so I play world of warcraft. It seems to help. But I just cant help but think, since I left the states two years ago, it was the last time I saw Phoebe and Apollo. And when I left that time, I had a horrible gut feeling it would be my last. I am just really sorry I could not be there for ANYONE in the past two years. Just a parasite halfway across the world.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Christmas Cards and Late Night Hospitals

Take Note: Today is January 13, 2009

We just received a BUNCH of Christmas cards today. It would seem, this country has been holding out on us. Some were sent as early as 10 days before Christmas. 2 arrived with a mysterious stamp on it saying: Recieved in this Condition Flap with tape (one of them didn't even have tape on it). We are automatically assuming that maybe the post office expected something other then cards in those envelopes...HA! Fooled the government again.

Last week, we went through 6 nights of hell on our 11-7 shift. We had the ER shift, but nothing real interesting. One stab victim and an insecticide ingestion. It's sad really to go into the details. But as students, in the middle of nowhere, it was quite terrible. Insects only bit us on our legs, and they REALLY bit us. It got to the point, we started bringing insect repellent.
In this town we were in, all the eateries, fast food joints, and food stands closed at 9 pm and didn't open until the morning. Then we found a place, hidden behind the hospital, open basically 24 hours. Grrrrr.
Everyone, including the staff nurses slept. Only Joaquin and I were left awake...all night long...living the days like zombies. I busied myself playing video games on my phone and watching movies on my palm. I can't sleep in the hallway of the ER room. I have to had it to Filipinos, they really can sleep ANYWHERE and in any postion.



Well, all we can do is have fun no matter where we are. Our next duty will be a straight 6 days of Operating Room. I am pretty excited. I love the OR.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Happy New Year and I am sick again

Well, tomorrow is New Year's Eve and I am sick with pneumonia again. So I can't even have a glass of wine to celebrate the occasion. Well, Joaquin bought some sparklers, and that is good enough for me.
I went to the doctor the one that I always go to here. Sad enough, he said that I frequent his hospital way too much and we have to do something else besides my usual western medicine. On top of the medicine cabinet that he provided for me, he sticks two silver pins in my ear without even giving me a proper warning, and tells me that I have to keep it in there for 10 days (acupuncture). And believe me, I am not exactly sitting around completely painless. He put one on the top part of me ear, as if I got a piercing. Supposedly this one is for my allergic reaction to the Philippines. And the other one in my inner ear which is to make my lungs stronger. This goes along with a triple times a day dose of Oolong tea with ginger. After 10 days, I have to get two more pins put in the other side. Sigh.
I really tried to prevent this. The minute I started to cough 3 weeks ago, I started drinking the tea with ginger and eating massive amounts of oranges. Then I ran out, and I thought I would be ok. I was so wrong. Maybe this method will cure me for good.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas!

Well, since Christmas is not yet over for us, I won't post about it yet. I do have to say that I had a really good birthday. I wanted it to be real quiet. I don't want people making a big deal about it, and I am already old. Joaquin took me to a romantic restaurant and we really enjoyed ourselves. We even got a videoke machine and we sang in our apartment. I am sure that our neighbors are really annoyed with us because they work the night shift and we were singing together during the day. I know that it sounds corny, but we love to sing now. Too bad, people in the states don't do videoke like here in the Philippines. It really is a lot of fun, especially when you know everyone else sings just as bad as you.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

The true meaning of Christmas

You never really think about the true meaning of Christmas until you know you need to put aside all the presents and the trees. Then you stop going to the mall, and deal with the hustle of the Christmas rush. The traffic gets even worse even though more people walk than drive. So you give up on the whole ordeal, and you just want to stay home. Then you get to missing your family. You see all the children walking hand-in-hand with their parents. Even when they get yelled at, you secretly wish you could do that (not the yelling, but the being together part). Maybe the parents are yelling at them because they have no money, and the kids are begging for that new toy. And the parents realize that they need to work extra hard for those toys. But nothing beats the joy on their child's face when they get what they want.
People may mistake that for the true meaning of Christmas: getting what they want. But to a parent, the true meaning is that tiny bit of joy that they are able to provide even if it is for a split second a year.
So for all of you that have forgotten, the true meaning of Christmas. Brace yourself for this. Christmas: mass and Christ. The birth of Christ happened on some day, and people are even arguing it happened some time in the summer. The presents symbolizes the gifts given by the wise men, which actually never arrived until January 6. Technically, we shouldn't even open presents until then. The star on the tree is what they followed to find Jesus Christ.
Just like your birthday, and mine, we celebrate Christmas to celebrate a birth. And if it's not our own, then presents shouldn't even be an option. But the presents are there to make the end of the year a whole lot more special.
This year, I just wish everyone else to be happy. I hope that they get everything that they dreamed. I wish for our economy to get better. I wish for my dad's business to explode with exponential amounts of clients. I want my mom to take many vacations and to take a break from her hectic life. I wish for Kate to find the perfect job and maybe another xbox. I hope that Jesse and Yavon get a year full of wonderful vacations and maybe a brand new grill. I want Mom Kline to finally find that dream home that she has been secretly wanting her whole life. I really hope that the Jeff can finally settle himself and feel at ease. Maybe I can finally meet Nadia, and Rinah and Sky will welcome me with open arms. And for Joaquin, I want him to find everything he has hoped for in life, and find that inner peace (I mean this sincerely).
From me and Joaquin (my papabear), Merry Christmas to all and keep peace in your hearts.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Isolated Beaches



We started our semester break only a few days ago. We are only getting 10 days off, so if any of you are thinking we could of come home...impossible. We are still hanging on. We went to an isolated beach as an over night trip and we thoroughly enjoyed it. We were there this past January and we really enjoyed it then. And it's great to be able to hang out with our friends once again (we are not in the same sections anymore).
The girls basically laid out on the beach, trying NOT to get dark (with a crap load of sunblock), the guys ran around trying to kill a chicken and shoot guns at rocks. All I can say is that I am SOOO glad I am vegetarian. Even though, I probably would have at least caught the chicken. The first guy tried to shoot the chicken, and missed (20 pesos down the drain). Then they thought it would be clever to run after it with a stick. Eventually they gave up, after they became all sweaty. Wouldn't it have been easier, to catch the chicken with a fishing net (it was hanging really close to us), then taking care of business. We eventually just ate REALLY GIANT seafood.



We also discovered this weird looking crab. It swims like a turtle. If you put it on it's back, it immediately flips over using it's tail.




So all we did, was basically get drunk. Ok, I hate this new blogger format, so I am just going to post a bunch of pics...







Sunday, October 19, 2008

Saturday Afternoon


Well, it's the end of the semester, and it has been really tough. The actual hands on work was the easy part, but the lecture was hard. And it wasn't hard in a sense of academics, more of terror teachers who purposely want you to fail. He would tell you that there is a quiz in one subject for the next day, then it would be a quiz on something totally different. It is absolutely impossible to keep up with it.
To occupy myself from the fact that I have not seen my family in over a year, I went ahead and started my own business. Basically, selling my own homemade organic spa products. I actually went and bought things like beeswax, almond oil, patchouli, virgin coconut oil, etc... Things came out really great and I have quite a business amongst my classmates and teachers. I am still trying to think of ways to expand. I even have my own website: www.saturdayafternoon.org
Of course, I am having my doubts. I am having problems with packaging. And majority of those problems can be solved when I go back home to the states. It has not really been that easy, but I like using my extra time in doing things like this.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Money

Was there ever a time where money was just a word and people had no idea what it meant? When money did not equal pain and suffering. Money is something that affects us all but to what extent? Yes, it's reality, but do we need a word to strike fear into our hearts? There are homeless animals, living in shelters, and just by a click of my finger they get .6 bowls of food. Yet, I still can not do that every day. So does that make me a bad person? Even when it's free, I can not give. Because of the time it will cause for me to check my email, and click on that purple little box.

And everyday a person argues about money and how we don't have any. But what happened to "it's only family that matters"? I still believe in that. It is only family. Right now I have 20 pesos to my name. I think I can buy 1 yakult. It doesn't really matter. I should be giving that 20 pesos to a homeless person on the street. Why? Because a year from now I will have everything, yet that homeless person still has nothing. Not even family. Without love, without family, you will always have nothing.

Many years ago, I met a woman in the States. She was an elderly woman coming into my father's clinic. She had no children or brothers and sisters. She truely had (maybe still has) nothing. She was about 85 years old and lived with a caretaker. When I looked into her eyes, and did her assessment, I saw in them the loneliness. I myself felt fear. Fear of the unknown and the emptiness. I didn't want to even talk to her too much more. I was thinking about my family and how lucky I am. That this will never happen to me...

But we should watch ourselves, because it can happen to anyone. And that is the point where no matter how much money you have, it only becomes a word.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Caution! Watch on your own risk, may be boring.

Our group had to make a movie for psych on type B Personalities. Her is wok and my part.

Monday, August 25, 2008

An Unblissful, yet again cell phone story.

I told myself that I should wait to post this story, especially after all the blog entries I wrote about my Philippine love (don't worry, it still has not changed). I sent this to the local newspaper and blog websites.
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Hello. I am a foreigner currently attending UB for nursing. I am already a 4th year student so I am not exactly new to this country. I try to keep a low profile and I keep a lot of Filipino friends. I also look very Filipino, but my Tagalog is not very good. I have my Filipino friends to get me by and help me when I need to buy things. And no offense to anyone, but it's hard to get a good deal as a foreigner. But that is not the reason for my story.
I have maintained the same cell phone for about 3 years now. Finally it gave up on me and I decided to just buy a new one. I have an extra one for emergencies and it is quite a reliable phone, but it does not have any features of technology e.g. camera, bluetooth. My old cell phone had every feature I could desire, personally.
I am extremely on budget so I asked around from my friends where I can buy a cheap phone. My friend said that she knew someone on General Luna. Against my better judgement, I thought “well what are the chances that I would get screwed”. This was a big “tatanga” for me. We went to the spot on General Luna, near the school where all these people were celling the cell phones. Her friend, unfortunately, was not there, and I was in quite a hurry for a phone. I had brought my old cell phone and my emergency phone as trade ins because I knew that I could not make much “tawad”.
We looked up and down the street, and a woman was selling a Nokia 5200 for 3500. I was on budget for 2500, so I tried to trade in my old phone. Ironically (you will realize later why), she would not take my old broken phone but she would take my trusty emergency nokia. Like a sucker, I took the deal, gave my phone, and paid 2300 pesos. I came home, extremely excited to fool around with my new phone with MP3 features, mini cards and all. I have never had anything like this and I barely treat myself to anything besides some clothes at the “ukay-ukay”. I did notice, however, that my Globe sim icon was not showing up, but the network was visible. And the network seemed to be terrible. I assumed it was my house, because even before my network wasn't that good, and I could live without the Globe icon. I charged my phone, then unplugged it just before I went to bed. I know that the quality of a Nokia battery is absolutely impeccable so I shouldn't need to charge it at least a few days (with constant MP3 use).
I woke up in the morning to an empty battery. I thought to myself, “this is strange, she gave me a brand new battery.” The phone would not even stay on. So I plugged it in, and it said it was charging. I waited, removed the charger, and it said full battery. All of a sudden, the phone claimed that the battery was empty and it turned off on me again. I knew that it had to be the phone. Well the woman had given me a 3 day warranty, and I asked another Filipino friend to join me to either get the phone fixed or make a trade.
When we got there, the woman was absent. There was a young man in the stall next to her, and he asked what was the problem. We explained the situation and he wanted to make a trade. The trades did have anything close to the phone that I had just purchased. And if I wanted those features, I would have to pay more. Now, this does not make any sense. I should receive something at least really close to equal in return. The phones he wanted to trade me, did not even have bluetooth, and that was my number one priority at the time. I then told him to just give me back my trade in, and the money I paid since they can not help me. Apparently, it was sold right away, like a thief in the night. I asked the young man when the woman would be back, and he informed me that she would be back the next day. I told him (which I think was my downfall) that I would return the next day.
After that, I went to a reputable cell phone repair shop because I figured if I can at least get this fixed I won't go through so much trouble. The man told me that the phone was completely unfix able. That the phone was taken from China, and the inside was burnt so no one would know and the phone will always turn off. There was nothing wrong with the battery or the electrical wiring inside. It simply would never work. Then he fixed my other broken phone for 100 pesos, and that is when an American (myself) will say “well isn't that a kick in the ass”.
The next day, absolutely furious, and this time with 2 Filipino friends, we marched back to the woman's shop. That is when I realized how “tanga” I really was and I lost this battle the minute I gave up my money. The woman's shop was completely boarded up and closed for business. The same “young man” from the stall next door claimed that he never knew her and that no one had any idea who she was. He is absolutely terrible at lying, because who works next to someone, is willing to do business for them (as in try to trade in a downgraded phone to me) but not know who they are?
I did not cry. I just stood there and thought to my self “siang”. I spent my budgeted money, so I only could eat what little food I had at my house, and basically walk everywhere until my next allowance. Now I can mention the ironic part. She would not buy my broken phone, when she just sold me a broken phone. She could have easily sold my broken phone to any other fool just like myself.
We tried to go the police, but they were not available. All we could do was file a complaint with the Barangay Captain. Maybe he did something, but I will not know. I gave up on it, and spent yet another budgeted allowance on a brand new 1 year warranty phone and am extremely happy, even though I am hungry.
Now I am not proud of what I am about to tell you. I told a friend of mine to go back there and try to sell the phone back to them but go to different stalls. Maybe I can get some money back. If they did it to me, I can try to do it right back. But I am sure God saw through my ill intentions, and to no avail, he could not sell it. They told him that they all know that serial number...
I am writing this , to inform you and whoever reads this of what goes on right under our nose. And I know that readers will think “well she is foreign, and what was she doing buying from there?” But the big question is how can we allow people to sell things there? How can we allow people to get screwed and we just call them “tanga”? And believe me, they didn't see a foreigner buying the phone. They saw Filipinos. This is just a major insult to your country (and I consider mine as well) and homeland. I am just hoping that enough people might read this and do something about it. Even if people never buy from them, at least my “tanga”ness was not sacrificed in vain. And like I said in the beginning, I knew my instincts said no but my heart said to give them a chance. They only proved that I need to always listen to my instincts.
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The moral of the story is when you know it's wrong...it's wrong.

Please don't criticize me because of my Tagalog spelling, that's really annoying hehe.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

A Real Update

As a bit of an update on our life, Joaquin delivered his first baby last week. He was so excited and he got a Nulligravida (medical term for first time mother). Better for him (experience wise) not so good for her. So the baby took a while to come out (as in 6 hours from the start of labor) and he was basically the person who REALLY delivered the baby. I was and still am so proud of him. I delivered my first baby over the summer, but I was only an Assist nurse. That basically means I am like the typewriting person in the court room. No real action, just paper work. And my baby's mother was already on her 4th child, so I barely got to see the baby come out (I was too busy writing down the stupid time). So, I am looking forward to when it is my turn.

They have been sending us to all different parts of the Philippines. Some parts are REAL hot, and you just want to sit in your room with two fans on you and pray that you get the afternoon or night shift. And other parts are REAL cold, and you still just want to sit in your room curled in a blanket and sleep. But I find it to be a good travel experience. During our off time, we visit local rivers, go hiking, go to the local beach or just shop at real cheap stores because we are students on budget.

Besides my new found vegetarianism since January, I have also started to do yoga every Sunday for exercise. And YES it is exercise with a full on workout. It is not the "Pilate" kind, it's called Hatha Yoga. It concentrates more on stress relief and different positions. But just holding those positions are enough to make your muscles scream the next day. My abs ARE getting stronger (this is really for my mother and Lola who think yoga does not work on my abs). I have also been practicing doing chin ups...well, not really, I pretty much just hang there for about 10 seconds. At first it was just 5, but now its 10 and i move my legs around for a bit to work on the abs...again. Which, btw, I am only doing for the members of my family who complained because I think "washboard" abs on women is kinda gross. Joaquin, on the other hand, puts me to shame with his 20 chin ups a day, and he does those push up clappy things. Oh, and we both lost about 40lbs since the last time anyone has seen us, and still working on a bit more.

Let me tell you, losing weight is no BIG picnic (in my opinion anyway). For example, we sleep on real hard beds when we go to duty. And I don't mean the USA standard firm mattress with box springs. I mean, we sleep on plywood or the floor. In the beginning it wasn't so bad, because I had so much extra padding in all my bony parts. But now, I have the worst sleep because my hips, butt, and shoulders would ache so bad. And then, on our way home from our last duty, our group shared a van (12 altogether including our clinical instructor and not the driver). With the "Filipino vans" you should be able to fit 4 Filipinos in the back seat (3 Americans). Naturally, Joaquin, myself and our friend Ray sit in the back seat. We assume that we need all the space, and it used to be a bit of a comfortable tight fit. But this time around, I kept getting flung all over the back seat and I could not sleep a wink. I had to squish my legs up on to the chair (a move I have not done since 1998) just to become somewhat comfortable. And still to this day, I keep thinking that I look one way and I expect to see that in the mirror. But, I am totally wrong and I get this awkward feeling that I am in the twilight zone. A person can develop a mental disorder this way. Not that I am complaining, or am going to try to gain it all back. HA! Just saying it's weird and needs getting used to. I would love to provide pics, but the battery charger for our AA batteries blew up (literally, by being put in 220volts) and it's not worth buying Philippine batteries. So, I am going to leave it all to your imagination.

Monday, July 21, 2008

A Philippine Joke that I Made Up

Use "Neighbor" in a sentence....


Ah, Neighbor mind!




Use "Jello" in a sentence...


Don't be Jello-s of me!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

More things that I learned in Nursing

1. If you hear someone say outside your window "Ah Bebbo Bebbo!!!" It means:
a. Balut
b. Taho
c. Chicharron
d. Puto
> if they add "....ah Plastik!!" after a few minutes, they are just collecting your plastic bottles.

2. Good things do come in small packages...from the sari-sari store.

3. You can buy ANYTHING at the sari-sari store.

4. If you get the "Lavender scented Mosquito Coil" instead of the regular one, you are "Soshal". *The regular one costs 8 pesos and the Lavender one is 13 pesos.*

5. It's an OUTRAGE if the jeep raises their fare by 50 sentavos.

6. Giant Crazy Tarantulas, Scorpions, Cockroaches and other spiders DO EXIST...usually in your house.

7. If you see a naked person running in the street, just ignore it.

8. EVERYONE can sing.

9. If you feel like singing in a crowded elevator, just go ahead.

10. Even though the capacity on the elevator says max: 13, you can still fit 2 more. Filipinos are small! It can't possibly mean them.

11. Conformity really does get you more friends
*note* Individualism = "Maarte"

12. You eventually get used to the barking dogs and crowing roosters.

13. Halls = CANDY

14. You can individual wrap ANYTHING and sell it e.g. halls, mentos, cigarettes, etc.

15. Joaquin is a Filipino in a "white guy" outfit.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Things I learned in Nursing

1. The Philippines is Predictably UNPREDICTABLE
2. Keep candles in the right spots in the house so that if your lights go out during the night, you know how to find them.
3. Always keep a bucket of water in your house because no lights = no water = no flushable toilet.
4. Life is too short to care too much.
5. Joaquin and I are surprisingly probably the most adaptable people that we know.
6. You can still hand wash white uniforms, and they will still be white :)
7. There is a way to sit on the ground in a way where you are not touching the ground and its as if you are hanging in a mini hammock chair. And you can sit there all day long.
8. It's always good to keep a mini umbrella in your purse. It could rain or be too sunny...
9. How to get creases in a pair of pants that are so sharp that they still stay on the pants even after several washes.
10. You can keep white shoes white with toothpaste.
11. 50 pesos can stretch longer than 3 days.
12. How to individually pack clothes in case cockroaches manage to sneak inside your luggage.
13. Toiletries should go inside hard plastic containers so that they don't get wet in the shower.
14. You don't need a shower if you have a bucket and a pail.
15. You don't need a flushable toilet if you have a bucket and a pail.
16. How to easily injure yourself carrying Joaquin on your back while crawling on the floor.
17. How to NOT move passed an inch while carrying Joaquin on your back while crawling on the floor.
18. This is not the best country to be in if you are trapped in a burning building.
19. If you fail a student and you pass out on the ground, expect to still be in the same spot an hour later.
20. Chocolate still tastes great no matter what mood you are in.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

BLS and more

What is BLS you may ask yourself? Basic Life Support. As in CPR and stuff. Last week, we had to go through our BLS training. And I have been saying all along that we should have been taught basic first aid and CPR. So when I heard we had to do this, I was quite excited about it...until I learned the truth.
Well, first of all, I pretty much already knew CPR and the Heimlich just from a CPR class I took before we moved to the Philippines. So, yes if you were choking and I just stood there, it's probably because I hate you....
CPR was day one, but after that, I thought we would learn other basic first aid...like putting on a bandaid if you get a minor cut, or using hydrogen peroxide...But nope, its not like that at all.
We were taught TRIAGE. And here, I thought they stopped teaching that to people in WWII. Well, I guess it's kinda nice to know that if my friend fractures a leg, I know how to tear up a shirt into a triangle, fold it into a bandage like strip, and bandage using the perfect square knot...all in less than a minute. It might not be the prettiest thing, but hopefully it would be effective. I would not really know because they demonstrated it to a class of 100 students in the middle of the room, with 30 different procedures, and not repeating one. Then they left us a alone to "practice" and basically teach ourselves.
I thought it might be cool to know these techniques, except now I don't remember any of them. Currently I am using the bandages (which we had to have made by a tailor within 24 hours) as my pot holder. Those pots are damn hot!
The other part of our training was EMERGENCY and RESCUE. I guess it sounds real cool, but when you think about it, it's quite ridiculous. They expect me, a person who can not even do an inch worth of a pull up, to run into a burning building, throw someone on my back and crawl out. Wouldn't I leave the fire stuff to...hmm I don't know...the firefighters?! If I saw a burning building, I would just stare at it, just wondering if everyone is ok. I might call the fire department, but there is no way in hell I am going to risk my own life inhaling a bunch of smoke, to "rescue" someone. Isn't it "women and children first"? Well Im a woman. I can help out with my pot holders...I mean bandages...if only I could remember which direction to fold the damn thing...


Oh well, I can just do CPR on the other guy.

Monday, June 23, 2008

It Works!

Alright, the link that didn't work before works now. You don't need a torrent downloader. You can download the file directly from here, you just need the free version of winzip. So you can click here to make money easy off the internet .

I know that it sounds unbelievable, but I make about $10 a month. I don't think that is too bad considering I am doing absolutely nothing but using my internet. Once you get more referrals, of course you make more money, but I didn't want to email this to my friends and family or they might think Im a freak hehe.

Other than that, not much going on. We just got back from a 6 day hospital duty. Joaquin was able to assist in a hysterectomy and saw lots of blood. Me? I mostly sat in a hot sweaty room with two fans blaring dreaming of ice cream and halo-halo. We alternated shifts, and he ended up getting the "lucky" days. I always thought it was funny that they would call a bunch of people needing surgery or bleeding all over the place as "lucky". In your final year, you find out that it's a dog eat dog world out there. Trying to obtain the necessary cases is a brutal process.

My group mates were a bunch of good sports. I managed to take a video of them without them knowing, just before going into the operating room. They are what makes duty all worth while.